Tastefully named toilet furnishings.
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📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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Where does Buzz Lightyear go for his home furnishings?

To Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!

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📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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What did Jesus the Interior Decorator say in his final moments?

It is furnished.

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