A furniture pun I put in the store I decorate.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
The furniture store keeps calling me.
But I only wanted one nightstand
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture
But I'm still putting it together
Do you know what someone says when they have no access to Swedish furniture stores?
What do you call a furniture store that isover 30 km away?
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
My great uncle died from drinking furniture polish
It was a slow death, but a beautiful finish.
My girlfriend said we needed to have a serious talk about my obsession with furniture
I said we could table it for now.
Man, I gotta say... I really love my furniture
Me and my recliner go way back
Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?
Saw this at work today on a furniture piece
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
My son walked into the living room only to find me looking around all misty eyed. Reluctantly, he asked, "What's up pop?" I blubbered, "My boy, I really love our furniture..."
"Me and my recliner go way back."
My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.
It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.
Every time I enter a room, I write down my name on a piece of paper and stick it behind some furniture.
That’s my signature move.
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
What does a shady furniture salesman sell?
I Pledge to clean all my furniture.
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
Have you heard about the new line of Beastie Boys DIY furniture? It comes with everything for step 2 and beyond.
But you gotta fight! For your right! To part A!
Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
I decided to make my own furniture
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store?
What is the title of a person who is in charge of a furniture company?
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
A furniture store keeps calling me.
All i wanted was one night stand.
My uncle died due to drinking furniture polish...
...it was a slow death, but a beautiful finish
A furniture store keeps calling me..
All I wanted was one night stand.
My local furniture store keeps calling me but...
All I wanted was one night stand
I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture
But when I got home the tables were turned.
A girl at the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand
A furniture store keeps calling me
All i wanted is a one night stand
Man, I really love my furniture.
Me and my recliner go way back
A furniture store keeps calling me...
All I wanted was one night stand.
My furniture and I are really close
My recliner and I go way back.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.
But when I got home, the tables were turned .
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