Striker Puns

A list of puns related to "Striker"

I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....

You should play defense, no offense.

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👤︎ u/beanfibers
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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My wife wants our unborn child to be a striker when he grows up

He's not even born yet, but I think he should placenta

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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