I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Fly-By Hooting.
He was charged with a salt.
Police have called SWAT team.
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
but it's okay since I only took minor damage.
The crime was considered a coffee mug.
He did unspeakable things to me.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
He was running around the house yelling "Dyson!"
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
He didn't know where to turn, before things went south.
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But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
I said to him is that a Fret!
The odds were against me.
Dad:has a heart attack
Dad:Call me an ambulance...
Son: uhhh... You're an ambulance....
Dad:....
Dad: That's my boy...dead
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
They had to call the SWAT team!
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.
He was charged with assault without battery.
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
Luckily, I was only grazed.
it was so big they had to call in the SWAT team
He was a little bit sheepish.
It was a salt and peppery.
Now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
Dyson, Dyson.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
