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Just unlocked the F-80A and Attacker within like 12 hours of each other and then won a boatload of lions and bought both of them. Any suggestions for which is the better jet to getting spaded? Leaning towards the attacker at the moment but spading at high level is such a grind that any info would definitely be appreciated.
Stoked to see you all (and probably get shot down by you all) in tier V games finally!!!
Following on from the Sea Fury in the Fleet Air Arm branch is the first operational carrier based jet within the Royal Navyβs arsenal, the Supermarine Attacker. The Attacker is Britain's first Naval jet and offers good all round performance for a first generation jet design as well as ground attack and fighter bomber payload capabilities for a variety of situations. Available to research after the Sea Fury, the Attacker is a different approach to jet fighter aircraft by comparison to the Meteors, Vampire or Venom.
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Supermarine Attacker (7.0):
General characteristics
Crew: 1
Length: 37 ft 6 in (11.43 m)
Wingspan: 36 ft 11 in (11.25 m)
Height: 9 ft 11 in (3.02 m)
Wing area: 226 sq ft (21.0 m2)
Empty weight: 8,434 lb (3,826 kg)
Gross weight: 12,211 lb (5,539 kg)
Powerplant: 1 Γ Rolls-Royce Nene turbojet, 5,000 lbf (22 kN) thrust
Performance
Maximum speed: 590 mph (950 km/h; 513 kn)
Range: 590 mi (513 nmi; 950 km)
Service ceiling: 45,000 ft (14,000 m)
Rate of climb: 6,350 ft/min (32.3 m/s)
Armament
Guns: 4 Γ Hispano No. 3 Mark 5 20mm Cannon
Dassault ouragan/barougan (8.0)
General characteristics
Crew: one
Length: 10.73 m (35 ft 2 in)
Wingspan: 13.16 m (43 ft 2 in)
Height: 4.14 m (13 ft 7 in)
Wing area: 23.8 mΒ² (256.2 ftΒ²)
Aspect ratio: 7.3:1
Empty weight: 4,142 kg (9,132 lb)
Loaded weight: 7,404 kg (16,323 lb)
Max. takeoff weight: 7,900 kg (17,416 lb)
Powerplant: 1 Γ Rolls-Royce Nene 104B turbojet, 22.2 kN (4,990 lbf)
Performance
Never exceed speed: Mach 0.83
Maximum speed: 940 km/h (508 knots, 584 mph) (Mach 0.76) at sea level
Cruise speed: 750 km/h (405 knots, 465 mph)
Combat radius: 450 km (245 nm, 280 mi)
Ferry range: 920 km (500 nm, 570 mi)
Service ceiling: 13 000 m (42,650 ft)
Rate of climb: 38 m/s (7,480 ft/min)
Takeoff distance: 783 m (2,570 ft)
Landing distance: 910 m (2,985 ft)
Armament
Guns: 4Γ 20 mm Hispano-Suiza HS.404 cannon with 125 rounds per gun
Gee the attacker is lighter and has the same engine and a practically identical armament, so that begs the question... WHY THE FUCK IS THE BAROURAGAN 8.0 GAJIBOOB?!?
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Quick Note: I would have used Supermarine for the song for this chapter but it has no lyrics so...
Burners: For Terra
Chapter 26
Char ran through the simulated battlefield with impunity. It didnβt matter what forces she loaded up, none of them could stand up to the Mark 7x. The suit combined with her optical processors allowed her to react faster than even a Spartan in Mark VI could handle. It had twin railguns embedded in each arm along with a shield gauntlet and a plasma sword, though shaped like a traditional human sword rather than an eliteβs tuning fork. Twin back mounted spartan lasers fed from the suitβs reactor providing a heavy weapon that would never run out of ammunition and the onboard antigravity unit allowed for feats of agility that were physically impossible for older suits to match.
βAnd this isnβt even everything mom left us with.β Char thought, smiling under her helmet as the simulation came to an end and her vision returned to her room. βIβm glad Mom and sis finally get along, kind of annoyed mom took her for so long though.β Charlotte hummed happily glancing at the time and realizing she still had a few minutes before the rest of the crew woke up.
Moving towards the door, Char froze as she felt a wave of hatred similar to Mendicant Bias but lacking the grandeur and force of the ancient AI. It was like thousands, millions of weaker, hateful beings joining together in zealous fervor rather than one over powering entity. Char felt her heartbeat pick up and began to jog towa
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Just some examples I came up off the top of my head and some quick research lol, so don't expect the answers to really make sense, but I'd love to try anyway since the idea of WW2-ish Ace Combat has always been appealing to me.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heβs the new temp.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
I am close to getting the attacker and it will be my first jet. Any tips?
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