TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.

It was Aftcannonstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7stringGriffle
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Who is Shia LaBeouf’s mortal enemy?

Sunni LaBeouf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaddleD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trainsylvania
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do the English yell before peeing on thier enemies?

Urine trouble!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Arch Enemies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swatmax1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day

What a prick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?

He was Ser Rounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyStylist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do my enemies and my fish have in common?

I like them battered.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did the warrior cut off the feet of his enemies?

They were defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aureperi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you call an enemy plant?

Foeliage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I shot my enemy with a paintball gun

I wanted to see them dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangojuiceloverr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.

It's going rival.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Are you the enemy of my enemy?

Asking for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Did you ever hear the name of the famous knight known to cut off the tips of his enemies penises?

Sir Cumcision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PumpkinnKinng
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What did the mom potato say when she found out her baby potatoes were working for the enemy?

Traitor tots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What is Herbie the lovebugs natural enemy?

Herbivore...

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.

It was a counter attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes

ON YOUR ENEMIES MISTAKES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Do you know who are the Klingons natural enemies?

The Teflons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joakkov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Arch enemies [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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I saw my enemy in the supermarket, so I threw a bunch of "Thank You" cards at him. It turns out one of the cards hit him so hard that he died in hospital.

I was always told that you should kill them with kindness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I say alcohol is my enemy

God says love your enemy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurabR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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what did the angry hedgehog say to his enemy?

I will quill you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabdab6464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My sister: Why do cow have a lot of enemies?

They always start beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax317
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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/u/RaRaRaV1 is his own worst enemy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtlebait2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?

You TAITOR!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yup_Pup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do you do to prove that you have cut off an enemy's foot it battle

Take a foe-toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I always try to use jokes to defeat my enemies.

But no matter what jokes I use, they always have the last laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgracedAbyss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbitel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What is an aging magician's best friend onstage and greatest enemy in the bedroom?

Misdirection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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How do you call somebody who's waiting for winter to crush their enemy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutisticSombrero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdWampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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When I found out what the enemy had done to our artillery I was mortified.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jlw2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Who is vin diesel's arch enemy?

Vin gasoline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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So I'm playing DotA when four enemies go into the mid lane and my teammate calls out "four mid"

I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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TIL that when the ancient Assyrians captured an enemy, they cut his legs off at the ankles.

They made sure he was defeeted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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So, I hear that Maybelline and Loreal are bitter enemies.

I really hope they "make-up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?

Hail Hydrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VIVIVUSVICI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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One of my worst enemies is now my landlord

You can say our relationship went from feuding to feudal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?

A sod off shotgun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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What's the caterpillar's worst enemy? (Saw this on another subreddit)

A dogerpillar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teekayohh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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