TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.
Who is Shia LaBeouf’s mortal enemy?
How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?
What do the English yell before peeing on thier enemies?
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day
Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?
What do my enemies and my fish have in common?
Why did the warrior cut off the feet of his enemies?
What do you call an enemy plant?
I shot my enemy with a paintball gun
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?
There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.
Are you the enemy of my enemy?
Did you ever hear the name of the famous knight known to cut off the tips of his enemies penises?
What did the mom potato say when she found out her baby potatoes were working for the enemy?
What is Herbie the lovebugs natural enemy?
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes
Do you know who are the Klingons natural enemies?
Arch enemies [x-post from r/funny]
I saw my enemy in the supermarket, so I threw a bunch of "Thank You" cards at him. It turns out one of the cards hit him so hard that he died in hospital.
I was always told that you should kill them with kindness.
I say alcohol is my enemy
what did the angry hedgehog say to his enemy?
My sister: Why do cow have a lot of enemies?
/u/RaRaRaV1 is his own worst enemy
What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?
What do you do to prove that you have cut off an enemy's foot it battle
I always try to use jokes to defeat my enemies.
But no matter what jokes I use, they always have the last laugh.
My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".
I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"
What is an aging magician's best friend onstage and greatest enemy in the bedroom?
How do you call somebody who's waiting for winter to crush their enemy?
In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.
Explanation: the Russian word друг (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.
When I found out what the enemy had done to our artillery I was mortified.
Who is vin diesel's arch enemy?
So I'm playing DotA when four enemies go into the mid lane and my teammate calls out "four mid"
I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."
TIL that when the ancient Assyrians captured an enemy, they cut his legs off at the ankles.
They made sure he was defeeted.
So, I hear that Maybelline and Loreal are bitter enemies.
I really hope they "make-up."
What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?
One of my worst enemies is now my landlord
You can say our relationship went from feuding to feudal.
What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?
What's the caterpillar's worst enemy? (Saw this on another subreddit)
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?