A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
The aliens returned with a butter force.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!
Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
The bully tried to force me to give up my lunch
so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
What do you call identical twins that join the police force?
I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.
Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
I tried to join the psychic police force
But I failed the vision test
I believe in a cosmic force...
I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Why do Air Force pilots salute differently?
Because they’re above us.
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
How do you force Nintendo fans into a bus?
An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?
Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?
What do you call it when Apple forces children in China to work for minimum wage?
If Apple ever created a police force....
Would it be called the Apple Corps?
"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"
Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."
Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"
My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.
He was clearly out of the loop.
It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.
I mean, we were all semen at one point.
My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son...
"Just use a spoon!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"
What is the elite division of space force called?
What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?
What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
The greatest air force to ever exist
Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit
He calls it: "The Punishment"
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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