Hammer - This is Not a Drill
I just made a song about hammers.
The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
If you can’t hammer screws
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
Once i told a hammer joke
I was always wondering why hammers fall down.
Why didnt Captain America lift Thor’s hammer untill he needed to?
He didn’t want to steal his thunder
Who invented the door hammer?
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
This guy with a hammer kept screaming like it was an emergency...
This is not a drill! This is not a drill! STOP!
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Hammer time!
I never like going over to MC Hammers house
He never lets me touch anything
“I need some nails and a hammer”-fiancé
‘I have 10 nails but I’d rather not hit them with a hammer.’ -me
My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
What do you call a bearded man holding a Hammer and a Sickle
I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
Meet my new friend - hammer.
What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?
What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
Have you ever been in MC Hammer's house?
It's horrible, you can't touch anything
This hammerhead shark made of hammer heads.
Why the did hammer hit the nail through the wall.
To drive the point across.
Why did the hammer feel bad?
Because he hit his head.
(From my 5yr old daughter; I’m so proud)
A ribeye looks over at the spiky hammer, and asks the cube steak, "What's that?"
Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store.
They said they have to mallet to me.
If thor throws his hammer a long distance,
Does that make it Mjol-far?
How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?
Me: "Dad, why are you banging a hammer on the rib roast?"
Dad: "Just fixing dinner."
I was trying to hammer down a loose board at the cottage...
I'm not much of a craftsman but my fiancé says I nailed it.
A 16oz hammer is a pounder.
I just bought this cool electronic hammer.
I guess you could call it a battery ram.
Did you hear about the hammer's performance at work?
Had an argument with my wife earlier. We were fighting hammer and tong...
She won, She had the hammer.
My Dad says I hammer like lightning!
I never strike in the same place twice.
The Jack hammer was a ground breaking invention.
What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?
What did the hammer say after hanging up the poster
I hate watching hammer throw.
Just a bunch of people throwing their weight around.
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