Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterThanOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What is a musicians favourite power tool?

a BANDsaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisprime1984
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What to you call a shed full of $20,000 worth of power tools?

A good start!

All hail makita cordless power tools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I had a power tool dropped on my head the other day...

One minute I was fine, then BOSCH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I was using some power tools and my dad hands me binoculars.

He said I needed some supervision when working with dangerous tools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rshambo_29
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What kind of medicine used to be a power tool?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeoldecotton_swab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Dad joke about power tools

I was in a guy's workshop last week waiting for him to come back from the house, and I noticed a jigsaw sitting on the table. Because he was gone awhile (and I was bored), I picked it up and turned it on. Right as I did that he came around the corner and I quickly turned it off and put it down.

Me: "Nobody saw anything."

Him: "Oh I definitely saw that."

Me: "Yeah, but I didn't saw anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzyfingerz3525
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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I just got my husband with my best one yet

I said, β€œwhat have I told you about leaving the power tools out where the dogs can reach them?”

He looked really confused and said β€œWhat? I didn’t leave anything out”

β€œbecause the dog is over here sawing some logs!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaxinthebox14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Gonna start a website called Onlydads

Where it’s just gonna be a bunch of dads clicking tongues and pulling power tool triggers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Getting cold this time of year

With winter pretty much here my little garage ship has been getting pretty cold. I have poor circulation so my fingers become icicles and I drop tools, which can be very dangerous. So I duct taped some gloves to some German electric power tools. This way I keep my fingers warm while still retaining my Fein motor control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beowolf241
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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I should really be a dad for this one...

So a few of us guys and some gals are working at a site for a university show. A couple of the girls wanted to learn how to use power tools, so we taught them. After a few minutes, one of the girls says:

girl: wow this really is a lot of work just for a hole...

to which I reply: THAT'S WHAT IV'E BEEN SAYING!!

everyone laughed, but I sincerely felt bad for that one... thought you guys might get a kick outta it too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigi8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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Got my new workplace pretty good on the first day

I just got a job at a power tool and machinery supply store, on my first day (Thursday) I was hanging out around the cash sorting exacto-knives and one of my coworkers is assisting a customer with the purchase of a drill. They're comparing two drills online, one is $149.99 and the other is $159.99.

Customer: So what is the difference between the two drills?

Me: About ten dollars.

heh. hehehehehe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeldatNeedlePoint
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I found Bernie Sanders' brother...

I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that

I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.

(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seekerman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2016
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