Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?

His name was Tim.

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Bill Burr Baggins
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Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?

He wasn't in the vroom where it happened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
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What does Aaron Burr and Barney Stinson have in common?

They wait for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lainlain123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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It’s going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr...

...ever lose their son Tim in a forest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Did you hear of Aaron Burr's long lost lumberjack brother?

Tim Burr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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It's a little known fact that Aaron Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack.

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhenry_dsm
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Why couldn’t the carpenter and the lumberjack get along

They saw things differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What kind of tree isn’t financially stable?

A burr oak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreezyVII
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What does a Mexican snowman eat when he's hungry?

A burr-ito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreestumpRicky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My wife got me... She's the best dad

Me: "Want me to go out in the snow and get us some burritos?"

Her: "I believe right now they're burr-itos."

... We're going to have to get my daughter a "it's normal to have two dads" book.

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If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.

I've got 99 parabolas Burr bite ab it onedirectionfan69@yahoo.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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Hey, hey guys! What do you call a winter storm in Louisiana?

A Burricane !

Edit: Get it, A Burr-icane
Edit2: Like a hurricane but with Burr instead

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My son was especially upset after climbing out of a bush and being covered in prickles...

...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)

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My girlfriend's dad is a coffee enthusiast, and also a huge proponent of the dadjoke

Her: "Dad why do you use the other grinder instead of the one built into the coffee machine?"

Dad explains that the other grinder is better because it's a burr grinder

Her: "What's different about a burr grinder?"

Dad: "It's really cold"

confused pause

Dad: "BRRRRR!!"

unanimous eye roll

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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What food comes from the cold part of Mexico?

A burr-ito

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