Burro Puns

A list of puns related to "Burro"

People who write "burro" when they mean "burrow"..

.. clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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My friend always writes “Burro” when he means “Burrow”.

Clearly he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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👤︎ u/washcapsfan37
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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My car broke down on a Kentucky back road next to a pasture containing a single donkey .

Not wanting to walk, I had to burro it.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a neighborhood of holes in the ground where donkeys live?

A burro borrow borough.

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👤︎ u/copycat042
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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Do you know how many donkeys there are in NYC?

Five burros.

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👤︎ u/timmypandas
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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Who does a donkey see to get its FICO score?

The credit burro.

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👤︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Urban livestock

Background: house in the suburbs. Cleaning before putting up Christmas decorations. Mom had a wicker box out for something.

Dad: And that just leaves the wicker pannier. We need a second one of these so the burro doesn't tip over... you know, they've got those in New York now.

Mom, only half listening: Panniers and donkeys?

Dad: Burros. Five of 'em.

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👤︎ u/Anoria
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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My friend always writes “Burro” when he means “Burrow”.

Clearly he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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People who write "burrow" when they mean "burro..."

clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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