What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?
What do you call a Spanish donkey with no legs??
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs ?
My donkey keeps eating the glass out of my window.
It’s a real pane in the ass.
Where do New Yorkers go to register their donkeys?
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
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what do you call a three legged donkey
I identify as a donkey...
I got a new donkey today, I named him Hote
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
Did you hear about the donkey who won the Kentucky Derby?
What do you call a donkey that refuses to move?
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
Why did the limping Donkey cross the road ?...Ahh forget it.
.. Sorry for such a lame Ass joke.
What do you call a donkey in space
I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home
It was really hauling ass
What did Miguel de Cervantes call his donkey?
Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.
I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"
Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
What is a entire donkey called?
What does a donkey get for lunch on Blackpool beach?
Half an hour like everyone else.
What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye
A friend asked me if I knew the name of Don Quixote's donkey.
I shrugged and said "Donkey Hotay?" (Donkeyuixote?)
What do you call a stupid donkey?
Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.
Why’d the donkey become a truck driver?
The man who killed donkeys for money.
How do you know if the meat you’re eating is donkey?
What do you call a Mexican donkey?
Why DIDN'T the donkey cross the road?
Because he saw what happened to the zebra!
My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
It's a perfect em-mule-ation.
All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
Ass-as-a-nation
The baby donkey market is not appealing to sellers
The baby donkey market is difficult to get into and takes a lot of work because it's a small-ass business.
What did my donkey do when I was hospitalized?
What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
What do you call a three legged donkey?
A donkey just smashed through my window!
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
Most of the time, an onion with a tail on it. But every once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
A truck full of donkeys passed me on the highway
He was really hauling ass.
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