Donkey Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Donkey Name"

A friend asked me if I knew the name of Don Quixote's donkey.

I shrugged and said "Donkey Hotay?" (Donkeyuixote?)

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👤︎ u/carl123hobb
📅︎ May 12 2020
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I got a new donkey today, I named him Hote

Donkey Hote

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👤︎ u/Aercturius
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.

His name is Hugh Jass.

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👤︎ u/LilyoftheRally
📅︎ May 08 2017
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They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character

Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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I used to call my dad a donkey...

Ok so when I was about 11 I went through a phase when I was nearly ok with swearing or calling my parents names but still not mentally capable of swearing in front of my parents so I would call my dad a "donkey" whenever he was being a dick. After a while of calling him a donkey he would then respond with this every time I called him it....

"EEEEEEEOOWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

He would then laugh for about 5 minutes at his own shitty joke. Pissed me off so much that I refuse to say the word donkey around him at all.

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👤︎ u/BazzaDazza
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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