Its time to duel
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︎ May 06 2021
Luke Skywalker had issues after his first duel with Darth Vader
His first robotic appendage was defective from the second hand store.
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︎ May 10 2021
Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Bill Burr Baggins
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My dad constantly tells me I'll never amount to anything because I always procrastinate.
I'll show him. Just you wait.
Edit: Goodness, that blew up. My first awards, too!
I want to send out individual replies to thank everyone who gave me an award. I might do it later.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Hamilton is a racist
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?
He wouldnβt throw away his shot.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
"Whatβs your name, son?"
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?
He wasn't in the vroom where it happened
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he βwas not throwing away his snotβ.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What does Aaron Burr and Barney Stinson have in common?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Itβs going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr...
...ever lose their son Tim in a forest.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Oh, thatβs HAMilton!
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Did you hear of Aaron Burr's long lost lumberjack brother?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Duel Monitors
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︎ Dec 07 2017
Why couldnβt the cowboy walk after the duel?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Hamilton ran a red light last week
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︎ Jan 19 2020
When do werewolves meet to duel?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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︎ Jan 23 2017
The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.
Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
It's a little known fact that Aaron Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack.
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︎ Jun 01 2017
Why couldnβt the carpenter and the lumberjack get along
They saw things differently
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︎ May 31 2018
This sub's extremely inactive...
There hasn't been any posts this year!
(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Duel Monitors (X-post /r/pcmasterrace)
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︎ Nov 10 2017
What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
The theater where we saw Hamilton was very cold.
Good thing I brought a sweater, or I would have been talking about Aaron Burrrrrrr the whole time.
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︎ Jun 30 2018
Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.
Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
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︎ Mar 18 2017
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How do Mexicans duel?
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︎ Aug 03 2017
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︎ Feb 26 2015
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper...
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
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︎ Nov 14 2016
The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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︎ Mar 10 2017
The Ultimate dad Joke Duel
https://youtu.be/MepBeEpEQcM
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︎ Mar 30 2015
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-1dvkNs
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︎ Mar 22 2015
What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel [College Humor]
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︎ Mar 26 2015
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