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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trolvo244
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Luke Skywalker had issues after his first duel with Darth Vader

His first robotic appendage was defective from the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Bill Burr Baggins
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My dad constantly tells me I'll never amount to anything because I always procrastinate.

I'll show him. Just you wait.

Edit: Goodness, that blew up. My first awards, too!

I want to send out individual replies to thank everyone who gave me an award. I might do it later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?

It sizes up the opponent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanquisher992
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Hamilton is a racist

He does car races

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayusYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?

It’s a Hip Hopera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemonsandcarrots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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"What’s your name, son?"

The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."

"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.

The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aye_its_soya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?

Because it was extra sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Zakberg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?

The holier one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duplicitist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?

He wasn't in the vroom where it happened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he β€œwas not throwing away his snot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hustler-Two
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What does Aaron Burr and Barney Stinson have in common?

They wait for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lainlain123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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It’s going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr...

...ever lose their son Tim in a forest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Online24hours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Oh, that’s HAMilton!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemaholicCreeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Did you hear of Aaron Burr's long lost lumberjack brother?

Tim Burr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Duel Monitors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardypart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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Why couldn’t the cowboy walk after the duel?

He was de-feeted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mug_Of_Mocha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Hamilton ran a red light last week

He was Non-stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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When do werewolves meet to duel?

At High Moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedWonder0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.

Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NatrixHasYou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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It's a little known fact that Aaron Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack.

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhenry_dsm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Why couldn’t the carpenter and the lumberjack get along

They saw things differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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How to Duel Without Swords (Comedy Short) youtube.com/watch?v=OQuwI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfPillar
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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This sub's extremely inactive...

There hasn't been any posts this year!

(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Duel Monitors (X-post /r/pcmasterrace)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastaaman1996
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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The theater where we saw Hamilton was very cold.

Good thing I brought a sweater, or I would have been talking about Aaron Burrrrrrr the whole time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.

Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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If y'all haven't seen the Ultimate Dad Joke Duel, Now's your chance youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How do Mexicans duel?

Juan V Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrchainsaw361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel youtube.com/watch?v=MepBe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassOrange
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper...

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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The Ultimate dad Joke Duel

https://youtu.be/MepBeEpEQcM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henstelfs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2015
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-1dvkNs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upnorth2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?

It sizes up the opponent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanquisher992
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel [College Humor]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecreamcake724
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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