Alexander Hamilton Puns

A list of puns related to "Alexander Hamilton"

Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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👤︎ u/PatentGeek
đź“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.

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👤︎ u/Hustler-Two
đź“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
đź“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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👤︎ u/errsta
đź“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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