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Alexander Hamilton Puns

A list of puns related to "Alexander Hamilton"

Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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👤︎ u/PatentGeek
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.

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👤︎ u/Hustler-Two
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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My dad constantly tells me I'll never amount to anything because I always procrastinate.

I'll show him. Just you wait.

Edit: Goodness, that blew up. My first awards, too!

I want to send out individual replies to thank everyone who gave me an award. I might do it later.

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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"What’s your name, son?"

The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."

"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.

The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

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👤︎ u/aye_its_soya
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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