There's a detective named Frederick Lee...

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pigโ€™s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminalโ€™s mask was animal themed, I said to them, โ€œFred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the manโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/megadecimal
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Got my wife this morning

I was in the bathroom and she called from down the hall, "What's the brand name on my hair mousse?"

Looking at the bottle, I see the label has been rubbed off, so I say "It doesn't say, it must be... Anony-mousse!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TapThatSAS
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