I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.

I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut

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Why was Edward always on his computer during winter?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?

The Hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricklydoughball
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Edward James Olmos but not quite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cssnow52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Did you hear about that Japanese foodie who got became transgender and now goes by Edward, but then got pregnant and had a baby and joined the baby bloggers?

His blog is called Ed - A Mommy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Edward Scissors-hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannFarmre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What’s Edward Snowden’s choice of vegetable?

Wikileeks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redragon9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Very clever of you Prince Edward Island. imgur.com/tRpy578
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overpricefridge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseologist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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Why couldn't Edward go outside to play?

He was snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confirn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Why doesn't Edward Scissorhands like mice? [xpost /r/jokes]

Because he prefers keyboard shortcuts!

-Quite proud of this one, my kids didn't get it, but my wife and I had a good laugh.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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If Edward Snowden ever gets a family, I wonder how long it would take him to look out at a winter day and say 'Looks like we're all Snowed In!'
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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I present to you: Edward Snowed In
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

because he's snowed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adventuredditor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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Why did Edward get stuck in Russia?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyyouguys24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Why does Edward Woodward have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2013
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Why couldn't Edward depart to his home from the Russian Airport?

Because of the weather, he got Snowed-in :)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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