We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa
Even his marriage was relative
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name wasβ¦"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, itβs all relative.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Whatβs the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I found Prince Albert in a can
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Iβm looking for punny popsicle names. Iβd like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. Iβm particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Did you know that guys named Albert are forbidden from celebrating Christmas?
The song clearly says, βNo AL, No AL...β
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Have you met Mr. Albert Dente?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Albert Einstein once said that time is relative
I donβt remember anyone in my family named time
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Everybody knows Albert Einstein was a genius, however
No one mentions his brother Frank, that guy was a monster.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head...
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Introduced my 3 year old to Mary Poppins and she loves it. But keeps telling me the joke told by Bert and Uncle Albert.
βI know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..β
βReally, whatβs the name of his other leg?β
She tells both lines and laughs loudly saying βthatβs funny Daddyβ...
Love it.
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︎ May 09 2019
When Albert Finney finally got old he was old AF
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Did I ever tell you about my great-uncle Albert?
He wasnβt feeling well so he went to his homeopathic doctor... they completely covered his back with lard and after that he went downhill pretty fast.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What do you get when you mix Albert Einstein and a Spanish watchmaker
The theory of relojtivity
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︎ Apr 11 2014
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
What do you call a handjob from Albert Einstein?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
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︎ May 30 2020
We all knew Albert Einstein was a genius...
but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Most people know Albert Einstein was a genius
But they forget his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Albert Einstein was a Genius
His father Frank was a monster.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
....but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist
His name was Frank Enstein
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a true monster
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︎ Jul 11 2019
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
We all know Albert Einstein was a great man...
... but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Albert Einstein was a genius.
But brother Frank was a monster
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What was the name of Albert Einstein's evil brother?
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︎ Dec 21 2017
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Oct 29 2017
How did Albert Einstein die?
He had a stroke of genius.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
Albert Einstein lies on his deathbed.
He had a stroke of genius.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
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