A list of puns related to "Joan"
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
The casino employee starts handing her cards and says βWell, I guess Iβm a heroine dealer now...β
Iβm beginning to worry he might be a heroine addict.
"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"
What's the difference between Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark?
Ones made of wood, ones Maid of Orleans.
I'm performing a comedy and I have an improv bit where I call someone a goofy name. It needs to be a pun on something in Judeo-Christian cannon, bonus points if it's about the angel michael. I.e. Michael Sword-an or Joan of Snark... something like that. Yall got suggestions???
She thinks Noah was married to Joan of Arkβ¦
My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.
Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?
Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.
Dad: So, semicolon?
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