Mum, watching Notting Hill: "Julia Roberts has such a lovely smile"

Me: "You could say it's a Mona Lisa Smile"

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinityLDog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Phil Dunphy...

β€œYou only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it’s easy to do. β€˜Save the giblets’”

β€” Phil Dunphy

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/weymoa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
🚨︎ report
Latin class

Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.