He said “I believe i can, fly”
He kept hitting on 17.
If it was Covid-15 he would be ok with it.
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.
The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.
Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.
The bartender says, “age is just a number around here.”
Because once you're in urine
Age is clearly a word
I guess you could say.... It's my R. Kelly's heel.
My mom was looking at stuff on Facebook and she says, "She spelled 'Kelly' wrong." To which I replied with "how do you spell Kelly wrong?" My dad looks at me and goes, "K-E-L-L-Y-W-R-O-N-G."
Once you’re in, urine