Attracting R. Kelly...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harqssy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent

He said β€œI believe i can, fly”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeisalone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I just heard R. Kelly wants to be released from prison because of the Covid-19 scare.

If it was Covid-15 he would be ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxtzimiscexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Attracting R Kelly...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harqssy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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MaR Kelly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar...

Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.

The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.

Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.

The bartender says, β€œage is just a number around here.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliverWotei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why can't you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?

Because once you're in urine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ezpzbtw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattbomarr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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Say hello Reddit to my cat Kelli. Spelled K E L L I, with one I.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRIDISH1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I hate it when people say age is only a number

Age is clearly a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Who is Blackbeard's favorite singer?

Arrrrrr Kelly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a Pirate that pees on people.

Arrrr Kelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinbandit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you get when you cross a paedophile and a pirate

R.Kelly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossmannion189
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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The 'Trapped in the Closet' saga is my absolute weakness....

I guess you could say.... It's my R. Kelly's heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobodys_darling
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2012
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Classic Dadjoke by my Father.

My mom was looking at stuff on Facebook and she says, "She spelled 'Kelly' wrong." To which I replied with "how do you spell Kelly wrong?" My dad looks at me and goes, "K-E-L-L-Y-W-R-O-N-G."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_pressley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R. Kelly?

Once you’re in, urine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Is that your Kelly or my kelly?

No its r.kelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverley1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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