We've all heard of Murphy's Law...

But have you heard of Cole's Law?

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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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Neddy Murphy.
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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law

... it’s shredded cabbage

Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.

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With everyone staying at home, Papa Murphy’s..

must be making some dough..

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We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots

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What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?

Donkey Ho-tay!

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Paddy Murphy was asked to bring a cage full of monkeys to the zoo

He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"

Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"

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Dad: Murphy's Law, heard of it?

Son: Yeah I've heard of it.

Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?

Son: No, what is it?

Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!

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Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

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Paddy and Murphy playing football in the gutter.

Paddy fell off the roof.

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Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.
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You guys hear Eddie Murphy and Mr. Potatohead are doing a movie?!?

They named I️t Spuddy Professor

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So these three dudes was talking about Murphy's Law...

Their names where Jerry, Bryon, and Cole.

Jerry: You know what's Muphry's Law right? What can happen will happen?

Jerry: You know what Cole's Law is?

Bryon: Wait what's that?

Jerry: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.

Shoutout to /r/Squaredcirlce.

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I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It is thinnly sliced cabbage.

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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

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Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's mostly made of cabbage.

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Murphy’s law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Cole’s law is mostly cabbage.
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong. Cole's Law...

Is basically just cabbage.

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Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.

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Have you heard of Murphy’s law?

Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage

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Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?

β€œYeah, i think so..”

If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?

β€œNo, what’s that?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone talks about Murphy's law, but I prefer Cole's law.

Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.

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Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?

β€œHave you heard of Murphy’s Law?”

  • Yeah it states that anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong

β€œHave you heard of Cole’s Law?”

  • No

β€œIt’s thinly sliced cabbage”

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Murphy's Law

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?

Me: No, what's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone's heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage!

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Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

"Yeah"

"What is it?"

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"

"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage."

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We all know Murphy’s Law means anything that can go wrong will, but what about Coal’s Law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Cole's Law is

Pretty much just cabbage

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Dad: what's Murphy's law?

Me: anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Dad: what's Cole's law?

Me:...

Dad: chopped up cabbage!

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Everyone knows Murphy's Law - but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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Most people have heard of Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.

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They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character

Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!

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So you've probably heard about Murphy's law but have you heard of Cole's law?

Apparently it's just thinly sliced cabbage

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