We've all heard of Murphy's Law...
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Neddy Murphy.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Everybody knows about Murphyβs Law, but far fewer people are aware of Coleβs Law
Itβs finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If youβve heard of Murphyβs Law you must have heard of Coleβs law
... itβs shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
With everyone staying at home, Papa Murphyβs..
must be making some dough..
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Weβve all heard of Murphyβs Law, but have you heard of Coleβs Law?
Well, itβs finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots
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︎ May 05 2019
What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Paddy Murphy was asked to bring a cage full of monkeys to the zoo
He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"
Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Dad: Murphy's Law, heard of it?
Son: Yeah I've heard of it.
Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?
Son: No, what is it?
Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry
The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.
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︎ May 06 2019
Paddy and Murphy playing football in the gutter.
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︎ May 20 2019
Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.
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︎ Mar 18 2016
You guys hear Eddie Murphy and Mr. Potatohead are doing a movie?!?
They named IοΈt Spuddy Professor
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︎ Mar 05 2019
So these three dudes was talking about Murphy's Law...
Their names where Jerry, Bryon, and Cole.
Jerry: You know what's Muphry's Law right? What can happen will happen?
Jerry: You know what Cole's Law is?
Bryon: Wait what's that?
Jerry: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Shoutout to /r/Squaredcirlce.
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︎ Feb 07 2015
I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
We all know about Murphyβs Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Coleβs Law?
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Oct 11 2020
We all know about Murphyβs Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong
But have you heard of Coleβs Law? Itβs thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's mostly made of cabbage.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Murphyβs law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Coleβs law is mostly cabbage.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
If youβve heard of Murphyβs law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Coleβs law?
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Jun 27 2019
We all know about Murphyβs Law β Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Coleβs Law?
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong. Cole's Law...
Is basically just cabbage.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?
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︎ Jul 13 2018
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole's Law is?
It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
Have you heard of Murphyβs law?
Me: yes?
Dad: how about Coleβs law
Me: no whatβs that
Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Have you heard of Murphyβs Law?
βYeah, i think so..β
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Have you heard of Coleβs Law?
βNo, whatβs that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Everyone talks about Murphy's law, but I prefer Cole's law.
Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Have you heard of Murphyβs Law?
βHave you heard of Murphyβs Law?β
- Yeah it states that anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong
βHave you heard of Coleβs Law?β
βItβs thinly sliced cabbageβ
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Murphy's Law
Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Me: No, what's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
Everyone's heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage!
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."
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︎ Jan 28 2019
"Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"
"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
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︎ Jun 28 2018
We all know Murphyβs Law means anything that can go wrong will, but what about Coalβs Law?
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︎ Feb 12 2018
Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Cole's Law is
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︎ Mar 24 2017
Dad: what's Murphy's law?
Me: anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Dad: what's Cole's law?
Me:...
Dad: chopped up cabbage!
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Everyone knows Murphy's Law - but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Mar 11 2017
Most people have heard of Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.
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︎ Mar 26 2017
They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character
Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!
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︎ Oct 12 2016
So you've probably heard about Murphy's law but have you heard of Cole's law?
Apparently it's just thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Mar 23 2017
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