How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?
An agi-tater!
Got my in-laws over the weekend. I was so proud.
We had just finished up the annual St. Patty's Irish dinner and my mother-in-law says, "I counted out the potatoes before I cooked, but I guess I didn't cook enough."
Me: "So I guess you could say we have a real...potato famine?"
I promptly saw myself out to a chorus of groans.
Spinal Tap Really Were Incredible at Dad Jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU
"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."
