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Irish Potato Puns

A list of puns related to "Irish Potato"

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

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👤︎ u/huhmanrawx
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?

An agi-tater!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Irish dream come true
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👤︎ u/excuseme_wtf
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Got my in-laws over the weekend. I was so proud.

We had just finished up the annual St. Patty's Irish dinner and my mother-in-law says, "I counted out the potatoes before I cooked, but I guess I didn't cook enough."

Me: "So I guess you could say we have a real...potato famine?"

I promptly saw myself out to a chorus of groans.

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👤︎ u/TheLegendofRebirth
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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Spinal Tap Really Were Incredible at Dad Jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU

"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."

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👤︎ u/TrouserTorpedo
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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