Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
French fries weren’t originally cooked in France 🇫🇷
They were cooked in grease
“Well oil be dammed”
I got my pet sloth some fries
Apparently he doesn't like fast foods
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
I think this joke was fry
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
The first French fries weren't actually made in France.
They were made in grease.
I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
You know where French fries are made?
Not in France.
But I heard they’re made in Greece.
Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
What do you cook fries with?
What do you call a fish fry without fish?
Why did the French fry say “ow”?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.
What do you call a spinning French fry?
My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.
I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?
Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?
Because they were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
The first French fries weren’t made in France
They where made in Greece
Where we french fries first cooked
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?
Did you know that the first French Fries were not cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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