Root Vegetable Puns

A list of puns related to "Root Vegetable"

My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.

I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.

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👤︎ u/keychainoi
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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If your book is made of root vegetables...

You’re doing a taro reading!

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

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👤︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

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👤︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.

So thats a turnip for the books.

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Kids dispute over the color of a spicy root vegetable

Kid 1: They're red!
Kid 2: No, purple!
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Dad: I'd call it sort of radish-purple.

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👤︎ u/Aaron_Blenkush
📅︎ Apr 11 2016
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