A list of puns related to "Root Vegetable"
I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.
You’re doing a taro reading!
...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.
So thats a turnip for the books.
Kid 1: They're red!
Kid 2: No, purple!
Dad: I'd call it sort of radish-purple.