turnip for what
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πŸ‘€︎ u/millenko989
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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They just turnip all over
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastFC85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Potato12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?

Beets me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCCXXVIII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Lettuce turnip the beet!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aikijo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?

Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naurugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My dad didn't turnip to my soccer game.

It's like he doesn't carrot all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velociraptorjax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I hope some good puns turnip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackdoorSlider25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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It's like when a good song comes on and you turnip the beet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Sick beets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.

Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.

Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did the DJ say to the farmer?

Lettuce turnip our beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Why did the drummer play with vegetables?

He needed some fresh beets . . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoman901
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How does a vegetable win a fight ?

With carrot-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A pun has to be sooo bad that it is good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphainfinitus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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A famous local cauliflower died last night.

People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaDreamSequence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pyramid76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why Wasn’t The Radish At The Party?

Because He Didn’t Bother To Turnip!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?

The beet drop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegretfulDecison
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I reported my root garden missing to the police.

They told me they’d see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasn’t their beet. I don’t think they carrot all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...

I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What did the scarecrow say during the garden party.

Lettuce turnip the beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.

It didn’t turnip well.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?

To get some fresh beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litig8tor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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β€œHey girl, you look particularly radishing today!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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What is a DJs favorite vegetable?

A turnip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/absethus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I wanna party. Can you...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votermeylon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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What does the cook say when he hears a funky song?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatMember
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?

They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.

So thats a turnip for the books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What kind of vegetable likes rap music?

A TurnUp!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What did the DJs say to the farmer?

Lettuce turnip our beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdaddypoppin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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What did the vegetable say at the party?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplusk41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the cabbage that died?

There was a big turnip at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markod91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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