My son was sick so I fed him lots of rutabaga

I call it alturniptive medicine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crunkashell2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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What do you call a condecending vegetable?

A rutabaga

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JayN1988
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Dad joked at Wal-Mart

Customer: "Do you have any rutabagas?"

Me: "No, we're fresh out."

Customer: "You mean you're stale out..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mathew93
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