turnip for what
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They just turnip all over
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?
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Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Lettuce turnip the beet!
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My dad didn't turnip to my soccer game.
It's like he doesn't carrot all...
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I hope some good puns turnip
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︎ Nov 22 2018
It's like when a good song comes on and you turnip the beet
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︎ Nov 14 2017
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
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︎ Feb 04 2021
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A famous local cauliflower died last night.
People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
A pun has to be sooo bad that it is good.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
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︎ Nov 16 2020
So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...
...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why Wasnβt The Radish At The Party?
Because He Didnβt Bother To Turnip!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Vegetable Puns Needed
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me theyβd see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasnβt their beet. I donβt think they carrot all!
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
What are the only vegetables allowed in the menβs restroom?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
βHey girl, you look particularly radishing today!β
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
What does the cook say when he hears a funky song?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
How do farmers party?
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
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︎ May 14 2019
My dad recently lost all of the vegetables we had just pulled out of the garden.
He isn't worried though, he said they should turnip.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What kind of vegetable likes rap music?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
[OC] What's the greatest thing about a vegetable party?
You never know who'll turnip!
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I wanna party. Can you...
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︎ Sep 07 2014
What is lil Jon's favorite vegetable?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What did the vegetable say at the party?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Did you hear about the cabbage that died?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
How do farmers party?
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︎ Oct 02 2018
What vegetable loves to party?
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What did the farmer say at the party?
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