Not every kids will eat broccoli.
To get away, they really had to floret.
Donβt worry son thereβs planty.
The doctor said: βI can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
"Floret!"
He got in a cab and yelled "floret!"
He replied, βCauliflower is just broccoli thatβs seen a ghostβ
If you got divorced because of a broccoli argument (long story) and a month after the divorce you notice your ex in the supermarket, and she has a produce bag full of broccoli crowns in her shopping cart, and you sneak up while she's not looking and swap the bag of crowns for a bag of stalks, can you be charged with stalking?
You TAITOR!!!
After being the only one who ate some, I noticed that there were two dead caterpillars on the plate, meaning I likely ate a few of them in the broccoli before noticing.
My fiance, as soon as I told no one else to eat the broccoli because caterpillars, immediately spoke up and said, "Are you nervous about eating those? Because I'm sure your going to have butterflies in your stomach about it later."
I'm going to take a dip
Courtesy of my 10 year old boy, very proud of him
My sister sends out a group text asking if she should bring peas or broccoli to our thanksgiving dinner.
My family responds 5 votes for peas 0 votes for broccoli.
I respond "If you want broccoli speak up now or forever hold your peas!"
I dunno the difference but they're both steamed
βNo son, broccoli grows in the groundβ
The doctor says: βI can tell right away that youβre not eating rightβ
Kids won't eat broccoli
Kids wonβt eat broccoli.
