To get away, they really had to floret.
Don’t worry son there’s planty.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
The doctor says: “I can tell right away that you’re not eating right”
I think I might have Florets.
(Edinburgh fringe festival 2019: credit to the comedian Olaf Falafel)
Kids won't eat broccoli
The doctor says i have florets.
He got in a cab and yelled "floret!"
He replied, “Cauliflower is just broccoli that’s seen a ghost”
If you got divorced because of a broccoli argument (long story) and a month after the divorce you notice your ex in the supermarket, and she has a produce bag full of broccoli crowns in her shopping cart, and you sneak up while she's not looking and swap the bag of crowns for a bag of stalks, can you be charged with stalking?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.
I'm going to take a dip
Courtesy of my 10 year old boy, very proud of him
After being the only one who ate some, I noticed that there were two dead caterpillars on the plate, meaning I likely ate a few of them in the broccoli before noticing.
My fiance, as soon as I told no one else to eat the broccoli because caterpillars, immediately spoke up and said, "Are you nervous about eating those? Because I'm sure your going to have butterflies in your stomach about it later."
My sister sends out a group text asking if she should bring peas or broccoli to our thanksgiving dinner.
My family responds 5 votes for peas 0 votes for broccoli.
I respond "If you want broccoli speak up now or forever hold your peas!"
“No son, broccoli grows in the ground”