My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Where does okra come from?

Okrahoma. I’m sure this is old but I heard it yesterday and had to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blochow2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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have you tried that trendy okra wrapped steak recipe ever?

I did once, it was just meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukarsono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dinner side dish

My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPJoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the most lackluster vegetable?

A meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulture12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Interesting food names

Chris P. Cream

Chris P. Bacon

Pete Zah

Barbie Q.

Q. Cumber

Okra Winfrey

Tom A. Tow

Zach N. Cheese

Drew Brie's

May N. Ace

Tuna Turner

Drew Berry

Parma Shawn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Vegetable jokes are my least favourite to come up with.

They're really hard to produce and usually turn out pretty medi-okra.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Talk show

What do you call a show hosted by a vegetable?

The Okra Winfrey show!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maimus32
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call a vegetable that cooks slimy, and it is just okay, not spectacular?

Mediokra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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If Oprah created a career-defining musical performance around green vegetables...

It would be Oprah's Okra Opera Opus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnivyXiang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My dad got me at dinner last night

Q: what do you call a vegetable that tastes ok? A: medi-okra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/szepaine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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Boyfriend's clever dad-joke strategy for dealing with my complaining.

After spending an hour cleaning a filthy fridge for the second time in three weeks, I was irritable and complaining loudly about all the nasty leftovers left in there. My boyfriend, trying to be cute, opens up a jar of pickled okra and puts one into my mouth mid-sentence...

Him: "Here have some."

Me: Sigh "Okay..."

Him: It's hard to argue with pickled okra...

...because it doesn't talk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/navkat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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