Sullivan Puns

A loan again, naturally.

My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.

"So do you want us to call you Prof S, or...?"

He replied, "Yes, but don't say it like a robot..."

I'd probably suggest going to the restaurant on Sullivan, they catch and prepare deer fresh daily.

My dad does a lot of community opera, and they were showing "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan. The main female character happened to be Asian-American, which was (obviously) quite ironic.

Lead Female Character: "Can anyone guess what kind of Asian I am?"

My dad: "Are you a secret Asian?"

A few friends and I were watching the final of the snooker world championship with Ronnie O'Sullivan playing Mark Selby. Someone commented on Ronnie's snazzy watch saying it was a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso. I then proceeded to ask that if it was a Reverso, did it tell the time backwards. As you can imagine it was met with a number of groans!!