Sullivan Puns

"So do you want us to call you Prof S, or...?"

He replied, "Yes, but don't say it like a robot..."

I'd probably suggest going to the restaurant on Sullivan, they catch and prepare deer fresh daily.

My dad does a lot of community opera, and they were showing "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan. The main female character happened to be Asian-American, which was (obviously) quite ironic.

Lead Female Character: "Can anyone guess what kind of Asian I am?"

My dad: "Are you a secret Asian?"

A few friends and I were watching the final of the snooker world championship with Ronnie O'Sullivan playing Mark Selby. Someone commented on Ronnie's snazzy watch saying it was a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso. I then proceeded to ask that if it was a Reverso, did it tell the time backwards. As you can imagine it was met with a number of groans!!