Anderson Puns

Dinner At Hooters

I said, "I don't know anyone called Pamela, let alone her kid."

I responded: "yeah that was a while ago, he's Adult Rock now"

My folks own a bar with a banquet area and Louie Anderson is performing tonight. My Dad is going to open the show with one joke that he is really excited about.

Picture him standing at the mic in a empty banquet hall, I'm standing in the middle of the room as he is "testing" the joke on me.

"A termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks "Where's the bar tender?""

...

I'm going to try and get this on video tonight.

"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"

• Cameroon Diaz

• Jennifer Afghaniston

• Japanne Hathaway

• Panama Anderson

My uncle: "The baked goods at the Anderson's (local grocery store) are pretty good."

Me: "I guess that's why the call them baked "goods" and not baked "bads.""

I'm a 24 year old female and still got groans from my uncle and dad.

Vladimir eating a bean burrito.

Facepalm dad.

He also had one and I will quote:

"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"

"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"

"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."

Then, arm to God, he went