Anderson Puns

A list of puns related to "Anderson"

What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson

Dinner At Hooters

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👤︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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My son said he met Pamela Anderson.

I said, "I don't know anyone called Pamela, let alone her kid."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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My friend told another friend that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were no longer together...

I responded: "yeah that was a while ago, he's Adult Rock now"

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👤︎ u/beardedjawa
📅︎ Apr 22 2016
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Anderson Cooper inundates us with puns and giggles. youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI…
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👤︎ u/jchazu
📅︎ Dec 01 2012
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Anderson Cooper's Ridiculist on Gerard Depardieu youtube.com/watch?v=xrwf9…
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👤︎ u/chudapati09
📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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My Dad is introducing Louie Anderson tonight and ran this "opening joke" past me....

My folks own a bar with a banquet area and Louie Anderson is performing tonight. My Dad is going to open the show with one joke that he is really excited about.

Picture him standing at the mic in a empty banquet hall, I'm standing in the middle of the room as he is "testing" the joke on me.

"A termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks "Where's the bar tender?""

...

I'm going to try and get this on video tonight.

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👤︎ u/firesatnight
📅︎ Apr 12 2014
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Just saw that Walmart commercial with Anthony Anderson and Melissa Joan Hart and wondered how many dads will wrap up frozen peas the Christmas.

"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"

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👤︎ u/HansMuslimAndersen
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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What are your best actresses/countries puns?

  • Cameroon Diaz

  • Jennifer Afghaniston

  • Japanne Hathaway

  • Panama Anderson

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👤︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
📅︎ Nov 05 2015
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On the topic of baked goods

My uncle: "The baked goods at the Anderson's (local grocery store) are pretty good."

Me: "I guess that's why the call them baked "goods" and not baked "bads.""

I'm a 24 year old female and still got groans from my uncle and dad.

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👤︎ u/kubricks_cube
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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My dad's from today: What comes before Vladimir Putin?

Vladimir eating a bean burrito.

Facepalm dad.

He also had one and I will quote:

"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"

"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"

"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."

Then, arm to God, he went

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👤︎ u/lsirius
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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