Because he was a common-tater.
Friend fries.
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.
a fish was battered!
NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.
Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.
A spud.
None
You just check the spud-o—meter
Spud Light
air spud
thank you everyone
So I guess you could call them spud muffins.
A spud muffin
He wanted something pretty to give his best spud.
Everytime someone is announcing a football game or the like, my dad says something along the lines of,
"He's an ok commentator, but he's no royal spud!"
He then procedes to grin with that self-pleased dad smile.
I said "that's because we're best spuds"
Me: Digital Potato.
Youngest: WHAT!?
Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: iYam.
Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.
I told him, "Of course, I'd even write a speech for you!"
Friend - "What would it say?"
Me - "Well, it would start off as, "He's a really great and handsome guy, you could even go as far as to call him a spud!""
Edit: Darn phone keyboard messed up the title.
