An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said “I believe i can, fly”
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
He kept hitting on 17.
I just heard R. Kelly wants to be released from prison because of the Covid-19 scare.
If it was Covid-15 he would be ok with it.
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar...
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.
The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.
Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.
The bartender says, “age is just a number around here.”
Why can't you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?
Because once you're in urine
Who is Blackbeard's favorite singer?
Arrrrrr Kelly
I hate it when people say age is only a number
Age is clearly a word
What do you call a Pirate that pees on people.
Arrrr Kelly.
What do you get when you cross a paedophile and a pirate
R.Kelly
The 'Trapped in the Closet' saga is my absolute weakness....
I guess you could say.... It's my R. Kelly's heel.
Classic Dadjoke by my Father.
My mom was looking at stuff on Facebook and she says, "She spelled 'Kelly' wrong." To which I replied with "how do you spell Kelly wrong?" My dad looks at me and goes, "K-E-L-L-Y-W-R-O-N-G."
Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R. Kelly?
Once you’re in, urine
