What's R. Kelly's favorite type of person?
A Peabody.
What's R Kelly's favorite key to sing in?
A. minor.
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︎ Jun 21 2021
What did Kelly Clarkson say when the antique jewelry saleswoman went missing?
What happened to Miss into pendants?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Found on r/Tinder
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Attracting R. Kelly...
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said βI believe i can, flyβ
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Just saw this in r/casualuk
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Every time I post on r/dadjokes, someone comments with a better version of my joke
I guess I suffer from premature ejokeulation
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︎ Jun 14 2021
From /r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I just heard R. Kelly wants to be released from prison because of the Covid-19 scare.
If it was Covid-15 he would be ok with it.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Attracting R Kelly...
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︎ Mar 25 2019
R.I.P
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Found this on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar...
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.
The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.
Drake asks the bartender why he didnβt ask for their ID.
The bartender says, βage is just a number around here.β
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why can't you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?
Because once you're in urine
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Iβm about to share a joke thatβll turn r/dadjokes upside down
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I used to read pirated editions of J.R.R. Tolkien.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Seen on r/whatisthisthing
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
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︎ May 16 2021
From r/memes
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts arenβt aloud
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Spelling isn't one of the "Three R's"
That's how writing and arithmetic ended up on the list.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
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︎ May 08 2021
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
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︎ May 15 2021
crosspost from r/dankmemes by u/_hismomoness
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Did you hear they will be handing out Goosebumps books at Oktoberfest?
Just look for the R. L. Stein.
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︎ May 31 2021
Dadjokes from r/unexpected
Worker: Boss, can I have a weekend off on Christmas?
Boss: Its May!
Worker: Sorry. May I have a weekend off on Christmas?
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︎ May 28 2021
I posted this on r/eyebleach and in the end it got heavily downvoted but I wasn't missing the opportunity to post a terrible pun
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︎ May 18 2021
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My initiation into r/dadjokes
Girlfriend: βbabe, Iβm pregnantβ
Me trying to not lose it: βHi, pregnant, Iβm dadβ
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︎ May 12 2021
They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Found on r/mathjokes
https://preview.redd.it/ns4jx85eiwr61.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c280b51b92692635ba7a7c4d13dfe6105bec8
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Found this on r/funny, so probably a repost
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Why was the movie about camping fiddlers rated R?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
R.I.P little rock.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What do you call a comment thread in r/dadjokes?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
[Warning 18+]
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Handing this off to r/historymemes for a Belgian Congo comment chain
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︎ Mar 27 2021
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
From r/memes
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What's this ?
R
R R
R R R
R R R R.
A pirates eye test chart.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why canβt you get out of a sex cult with R. Kelly?
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