Mum, watching Notting Hill: "Julia Roberts has such a lovely smile"

Me: "You could say it's a Mona Lisa Smile"

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Phil Dunphy...

โ€œYou only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because itโ€™s easy to do. โ€˜Save the gibletsโ€™โ€

โ€” Phil Dunphy

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Latin class

Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?

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