Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?
Because she was a shooting star.
Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?
It's a hard rock knife.
I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other day…
Now I can’t help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
The no-bell prize
What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
Annie Mae.
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didn’t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
I told her to beat it.
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
How does a farmer introduce his wooden pig?
He says, "This is ma hog Annie."
Going to the store when I dicovered I had $4 in my pocket and announced...
... I am Daddy Fourbucks.
They just did Annie at school so the groaning was even louder.
My coworker said, "It's been one year since I started working at this bag store!"
So I told him, "Happy anni-purse-sury!"
Disclaimer: Not a parent or male.
