A list of puns related to "Ponies"
Because it was a little horse.
He didn't say much though — he was a little horse.
"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."
His voice is a little horse now.
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
What brings you here today?
I'm just a little hoarse.
Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
It's a little hoarse.
He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"
Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."
The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.
Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."
Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."
Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."
Horse code.
...because she's always a little horse.
He was a little hoarse!
Update: I’m very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
He was a little horse
Sorry. I’m a little hoarse
I told him it was a little hoarse
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
It was a little hoarse.
He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.
"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"
"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."
Parkhorse.
Then I realized it’s probably because he’s just a little hoarse
She said that I had too deep of a voice to be Fluttershy.
I said, "Sorry, I'm just a little horse."
A little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
Because he was a little horse.
Because he was a little horse.
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
Because he was a little horse!
A little hoarse.
Because he was a little horse!
A little hoarse
He was a little horse.
A lil 'hoarse'
It was a sounding a little horse.
A little horse
Would you say it was a little hoarse
A little horse
A little hoarse
Because it was a little horse
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