Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?

He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Last weekend I had concert tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy the yodeling Shetland pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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