Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shotintheship
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did I tell you about the time I ran into a pony at a bar?

He didn't say much though β€” he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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"Daddy, is my pony sick?"

"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop making pony noises?

His voice is a little horse now.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he felt like he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A pony goes to the Doctor ...
  • What brings you here today?

  • I'm just a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjornsbestfriend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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A pony walks into a tavern...

He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"

Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."

The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.

Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."

Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."

Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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How do ponies communicate with each other?

Horse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A pony always fails opera auditions...

...because she's always a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why did the Pony go to the vet?

He was a little hoarse!

Update: I’m very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatTheCuckooSaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?

He was a little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnspartyrepair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other

Sorry. I’m a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God-Of-Pigeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My son asked why the pony sounded so weird

I told him it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...

I guess they'd have to mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Pony Piano

A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NagasConundrum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?

It was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohaq
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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How do you deliver ponies?

Pony express

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weepingangel238
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you call it when a pony jumps from rooftop to rooftop?

Parkhorse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoogabyNature
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing

Then I realized it’s probably because he’s just a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Told my daughter I was Fluttershy (My Little Pony)

She said that I had too deep of a voice to be Fluttershy.

I said, "Sorry, I'm just a little horse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growlingbear
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?

He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladeSides
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My voice is pony

You know a little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superninja04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why couldn’t the pony sing?

Because he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorenaBobbedIt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?

A: Because He Was A Little Horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_1XCharlieX1_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raclex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvervandi-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear that the pony was sick today?

He was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Why did the farmer give the pony some water?

It was a sounding a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shipostingcat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtman72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XChainsawPandaX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why didn't the pony talk much?

Because it was a little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkySilver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?

He was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFoo1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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