Dad: You told me to change the baby.
Breastfeeding usually leaves him sheetfaced
A bat mobile!
Because he sleeps in his crib tonight
My first son was recently born 5.5 weeks early (he's doing great!)
As such, we hadn't set up a crib or nursery room yet in our apartment. Sitting around with my wife and aunt last night talking about how stressed we were bringing a new baby home to an apartment where we had no place to put him inspired the following exchange.
Wife: "It was kind of like the baby Jesus...no room at the inn kind of situation." Me: "Yeah, we ended up having to have him spend the night with our goat."
Me again: "I felt really bad for the kid. And our son too."
because as babies, we were taught to stare at the mobiles above our cribs.
I made this up shortly after my daughter was born:
Why was is so hard to put baby Superman down to sleep?
Cause he didn't want to be in his crib tonight.
(read it out loud and cringe)