If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,

Does that mean you're under a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Br4ve_He4rt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first when I got the coupon for a complimentary crimson bunk...

But I’ve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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The hardest thing since we got the bunk bed (that was made in Hong Kong) is getting our kids used to it.

Both of them have been resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Had to cut the legs off my kid's bunk beds so they could fit in our new house.

Now they're sunk beds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I really dislike people that always grab the bottom bunk..

I just really think they’re beneath me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No7Jacket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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My Dad refused to sleep in the top bunk as a child.

It kept him up at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaksida
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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Sandwiches should be called bunk breads.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmiewinks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.

I guess it's a bunk bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Ah yes. Enslaved steps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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If a King gets a King size mattress and a Queen gets a Queen size mattress, then what does a Prince get?

An heir mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What does a shady furniture salesman sell?

Bunk beds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonVonTaters_IV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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The name’s pond.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzooi21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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My 5yr-old just got me tonight

Explaining to her during bedtime snuggle that I'm about to make it so her bed is much higher than her little brother's...

Her- "oh like a junk bed?" Me- "no silly, it's a bunk bed" Her- "oh yeah (sheepishly), bunk bed" Snuggle a bit more Her- "do you know why it's called a bunk bed daddy?" Me- "no" Her- "because it's so high when you sit up you "bunk" your head on the ceiling" Me- hugs her tightly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norcalscan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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My dad got me...

I was sitting at the dinner table talking to him, and he asked me about my bunk at the camp I'm work at, I told him that there were 2 shadows for some of the campers, he responded, "When you go into the room, you brighten up the room, and all the shadows go away".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorstGabeNA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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I dad joked my wife and got in trouble.

We have twin babies which often fall asleep on my wife while she's breastfeeding.

I commented that we don't need to get them a bunk bed for their room because she is a twin size bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokinaj420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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