Motorcyclist on the lam
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Yugan-Dali
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Black Betty had a car accident

Bambulance

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a luxury burger from Europe?

A Luxembourger!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/El_Duug
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Prisoner Escaped

Guard: Inmate #2276 escaped sir!

Warden: WHAT! How long ago?

Guard: There was a random search last night at 8:30, so figure he's been on the lamb for about 8 hours.

Warden: Oh thank God, what a relief.

Guard: How so sir? That's a hell of a long time to be missing.

Warden: Yes, but imagine how far he'd be if he was on the horse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Billy_Bayou
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My friend phoned me. 'I just stole some goatskin,' he said breathlessly, 'and now the police are chasing me. What should I do?'

I said, 'Hide?'

He said, 'Yes, that's what goatskin is.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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What sports car does a ghost drive?

A Lam-boo-ghini

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tyjid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Dad-joked an entire children's playgroup today...

A local children's centre brought in a little petting zoo for a toddler group today. One of the animals was a lamb, and at one point the lamb tried to escape through the door. Quick as a flash I said, "looks like it's going on the lam!"

Many groans were heard, but I'm still chuckling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fairleee
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