Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
I’m reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. They’ve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope
What did the produce manager tells his daughter who wanted to run away with her boyfriend?
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
If you see a man-eating cucumber, run away!
If you stick around, you could end up in a pickle.
SLPT: If your priest or bishop is molesting your children, tell them to run away in a straight line as priests and bishops can only move diagonally.
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What do you call a bull that runs away?
Why should you run away from a flood?
How you make samurai run away?
Why do people run away from you if you have a knife but charge at you if you have a gun?
There is an extra charge for owning guns.
Why do ducks in a lake always fly away when you run up to them?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?
Her parents said she cantaloupe.
What game makes German hipsters run away from you?
What do you get when two ants run away together?
Why did the kids run away from the guy fencing off alleyways?
A couple of fruits were talking, one said “Let’s run away and get married!” The other said “I’m sorry...”
I have this recurring dream that E.T. tackles me, puts grey tape on my belly, and runs away.
I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.
What did one melon say to her boyfriend when he asked her to run away and marry him?
I was going to run away and get married but my mom said I
My wife said, "If one day you want to run away, just let me know."
Turns out she meant together.
My deaf husband has run away with my deaf friend
It was a terrible shock; but really, I should've seen the signs
Why did the priest run away from the group of attractive woman?
Because he was being chaste.
What type of food could never run away and get married?
My daughter (after shouting at a squirrel): how do I make a squirrel run away?
Me: run over there and try to grab his nuts; he'll run.
Why can’t melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
Why won't the melons run away together?
Why didn't the melons run away together?
Why can't melons run away and get married?
What did the father melon say to his son melon when he found out he was going to run away and get married
Why don't melons run away and get married?
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