I once fell in love with a melon farmer’s daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.
She told me she cantaloupe.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
Two bees are drinking at a bar, a couple aproaches them, one of the bees says "Get away, you scumbags!" The other says:
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
“Officer, how did the hackers get away?”
“No idea. They must have ransomware.”
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
Where does santa get his take away from?
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
Why couldn’t the robot get away?
Because he got CAPTCHA’d.
You can get away in a llamaborghini
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
My girlfriend gets triggered when I get up and chase the birds away from our backyard every morning.
She says it’s my crow aggression.
What excuse did the student use to get away with skipping their zoom lecture?
"My dog ate my computer."
Why was the farmer always able to get away with a crime?
He was excellent at planting evidence.
Parents used to get out the switch when the kids got in trouble, but now they take the kids' switch away.
this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.
If the police pin someone to the ground, but they struggle to get away, do they become a...
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rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<
>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<
I'm trying to get away from the concept of gravity
But it keeps pulling me in
Two fruits wanted to sneak away from their parents and get married in the forest
But sadly one of them Cantaloupe
How did the dog get away with the crime?
A couple of fruits were talking, one said “Let’s run away and get married!” The other said “I’m sorry...”
Chinese food take away: $10. Cab fare to get it: $6. Getting back home and realising they forgot one of your containers....
Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?
Her parents said she cantaloupe.
What do you get when two ants run away together?
Just watched a movie about two ants that ran away to get married
It was called Antelope
Gonna watch the sequel next where they aren't able to get married, it's called Cantelope
When I had to get away from the Iraq police what did I do?
I was going to run away and get married but my mom said I
I explained to my son that whatever he tried to get away with, his mommy would know...
You could say this was a clean get away
People that make JRR Tolkien jokes can get away with Mordor.
Isn't a bit odd that you have to go completely off the grid to get away and recharge yourself?
Why does Soap always get away with murder?
Because it knows how to make a clean getaway!
What is nice if you are close but gets more irritating if u get further away?
Someone holding the door for you.
If you get into a car accident at Machu Picchu, call your insurer right away
How did the owls get away with the heist in Machu Picchu?
They were Inca Hoots.
My friend proudly told me how he got his daughter with this one.
Why couldn't the melons get married right away?
Because they can't elope.
Why did they want to get married?
Because that honey was dew!
Dad gets away with a lot..
Mom: I have the heart of a 20 year old..
Dad: ..And the body of a 65 year old!
Me: What, why are you the only one who gets away with saying stuff like that?
Mom: What? What did he say?
Dad: You're young and beautiful.
What type of fruit can’t run away and get married?
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
Why can’t melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
What did the father melon say to his son melon when he found out he was going to run away and get married
Why can't melons run away and get married?
Why don't melons run away and get married?
What type of food could never run away and get married?
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