A family is flying to Japan on vacation. The son ask "dad, are we there yet" the dad replies "not yet son"

A few hours later the plane lands in japan. The dad looks at his son and says "okinawa here"

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We took a family vacation to Alaska. When we landed, dad asked:

Did Juneau we’re in the capitol city?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcpat21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I went on a vacation to Hungary, but I couldn't find a hotel with any vacancies.

I forgot to Bucharest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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My wife and I decided to get matching ink on vacation, so I got a tat

And she got a tat too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I get to take a vacation Wednesday...

Wednesday let me!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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An American man went to Germany for a vacation.

As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"

the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidgeon-eater-69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Where does Smokey stay when he goes on vacation?

Bear BnB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A family vacation is when you go away with people....

....you need to get away from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why did Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde hate going on vacation?

Because they had to pack, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.

Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one

It was our last resort...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOU8LEJ480
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I got a fungal infection on my tropical vacation.

I'm never going to the moldives again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MirRelevant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Where do impotent men go on vacation?

Viagra falls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arkym00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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This is the first year I'm not taking a vacation to Hawaii due to Covid.

Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Russia has started to vaccinate the inhabitants with their own vacation

I wonder what they putin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmingFriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.

Never again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helix_128
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Boo!dapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I told my suitcases we weren’t going on vacation

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do the vicugna pacos family say when they are about to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?

The golf coast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jom_and_Terry0306
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamster-dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What’s a pencils favorite vacation destination?

Pencilvania!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation

Because they can't Travel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadsea29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I asked my kids when they wanted to go on vacation. I asked β€œWould July to August be okay?”

My son replied, β€œWhy would I lie to August? That’s not nice.”

I got dad-schooled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?

A-lah-ah-ah-ska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.

Usually it is due to lack of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRC
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?

He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinzlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Two friends are having a conversation. "My wife has just gone on vacation in the Carribbean" say's one. "Jamaica?" replies the other.

No, she wanted to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?

Because they always bring their trunks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, β€œDad, what do you think this is?...

...the Land of the Rising Son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Where do murderers go on vacation?

The Bahama-cides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapDonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My wife and I can never agree on vacations

I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I just told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year, it sucks!

Emotional baggage is the worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I am thinking of going Australia for a vacation

But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumble_ftw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Told my suitcase we could not go on vacation this year

As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I just bought a cruise vacation!

Couldn't help it. It was too good of a sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isntitabouttime69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My wife took a vacation day to carry her pet lizard around town in her handbag...

It's a purse anole day for her.

Credit: Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Where do viruses go on vacation?

Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishy185
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What'd the llama say before his vacation?

Alpaca bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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This year due to COVID19, we could not go on a vacation....

Usually its due to lack of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I went on a once in a lifetime vacation

Never again

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